I'm an idiot

(GIF credit to persim-moon, pixel credit to captainhooker)

yes hello I am Kai.

they/them pronouns please

check my about me.

migraines & coffee
100% homo

goodluckdetective:

*knocks on your door*

Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sail. 

Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.

It’s free! It’s friendly! It’s perfectly workable with canon! It stops misogynistic fic tropes in order to slash ship in it’s tracks.

Invest in bisexuality today!

Bonus: Buy today and receive a free addition of pansexuality for no extra fee!

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shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

reblogged 37 minutes ago @ 18 Sep 2014 with 61,682 notes via/source

loveniaimani:

thatdudeemu:

White people scream race doesn’t matter until someone makes their favorite character black

image

#omfg #q
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themaraudersaredead:

idk if you guys follow these two twitters but you probably should

themaraudersaredead:

idk if you guys follow these two twitters but you probably should

reblogged 1 hour ago @ 18 Sep 2014 with 2,281 notes via/source

corvosbooty:

aries: hey booker
taurus: catch
gemini: catch booker
cancer: booker???
leo: BOOKER
virgo: hey catch!!!!
libra: C A T CH
scorpio: bookre cathc
sagittarius: catch!
capricorn: bookeeerrrr catchhh
aquarius: booker look catch!!
pisces: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ELIZABETH STOP

reblogged 2 hours ago @ 18 Sep 2014 with 1,894 notes via/source
lilearthfairy666:

malformalady:

Tombstone in a pet cemetery

this is so cool actually

lilearthfairy666:

malformalady:

Tombstone in a pet cemetery

this is so cool actually

#hAHHA #q
reblogged 2 hours ago @ 18 Sep 2014 with 67,523 notes via/source

cptsmallass:

Prep him.

reblogged 3 hours ago @ 18 Sep 2014 with 21,485 notes via/source

aflashofsilver:

castithann:

seriously though

bucky says you can’t die if you’re wearing the wrong dog tags (“it’s just not allowed”), and it’s part-joke, part-superstition, part-something else he can’t name

they start trading dog tags before missions as a silent promise to each other that they’ll both make it back in one piece, and eventually, they just stop trading back. something about carrying bucky’s name against his skin makes steve feel safer, braver

when bucky falls he takes steve’s name with him into the abyss instead of his own 

steve still has bucky’s name around his neck when they pull him out of the ice

#(see? bucky says—years later; after the ice. after the torture. after the ruin and the war.) #(what did i tell you kid. my name around your neck—i’m not gonna let you die.) #(yeah? steve asks. his palm pressed over the place where bucky’s heart is beating.) #(and what about my name around yours?) #(bucky considers. touches the metal; metal fingertips.) #(your name? he says. slowly.) #(your name will bring me back from the dead.) (from srgebarnes)

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consultinghobbitinthetardis:

swag-canada:

wsswatson:

ghastlygallifreyans:

wsswatson:

i wanted to join in with speak your language day but then i remembered that i only speak english

burger burger constitution freedom

tea tea empire etiquette

sorry sorry maple hockey

kangaroo kangaroo timtam fuck is that a spider

#best #q
reblogged 4 hours ago @ 18 Sep 2014 with 115,641 notes via/source

twirlingtroye:

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

perfection in three sentences

#best #q
reblogged 5 hours ago @ 18 Sep 2014 with 181,250 notes via/source

crowdog66:

do-not-touch-my-food:

1 - gives kibble to dogs in shelters with a single click

2 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to dogs in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

3 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to cats in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

4 - gives cat litter to cats in shelters with a single click

I’m not saying anybody HAS to do this, but it IS quick and easy. :) 

reblogged 6 hours ago @ 17 Sep 2014 with 40,854 notes via/source
minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

#wtf #q
reblogged 7 hours ago @ 17 Sep 2014 with 317,393 notes via/source

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

#q
reblogged 7 hours ago @ 17 Sep 2014 with 87,359 notes via/source

heseeseverything:

beyonce-mitosis:

kozmial:

OMG everyone stop what you are doing and watch this guy draw dotted lines i’m p e e i n g

is this man okay

Is this man associated with Moriarty? It seems like the sort of evil skill he might have

reblogged 7 hours ago @ 17 Sep 2014 with 14,002 notes via/source

beefmilk2:

wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you

reblogged 8 hours ago @ 17 Sep 2014 with 263,223 notes via/source