(GIF credit to persim-moon, pixel credit to captainhooker) yes hello I am Kai. they/them pronouns please check my about me.
*knocks on your door*
Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sail.
Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.
It’s free! It’s friendly! It’s perfectly workable with canon! It stops misogynistic fic tropes in order to slash ship in it’s tracks.
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"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"
well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me
aries: hey booker
gemini: catch booker
virgo: hey catch!!!!
libra: C A T CH
scorpio: bookre cathc
capricorn: bookeeerrrr catchhh
aquarius: booker look catch!!
pisces: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ELIZABETH STOP
bucky says you can’t die if you’re wearing the wrong dog tags (“it’s just not allowed”), and it’s part-joke, part-superstition, part-something else he can’t name
they start trading dog tags before missions as a silent promise to each other that they’ll both make it back in one piece, and eventually, they just stop trading back. something about carrying bucky’s name against his skin makes steve feel safer, braver
when bucky falls he takes steve’s name with him into the abyss instead of his own
steve still has bucky’s name around his neck when they pull him out of the ice
#(see? bucky says—years later; after the ice. after the torture. after the ruin and the war.) #(what did i tell you kid. my name around your neck—i’m not gonna let you die.) #(yeah? steve asks. his palm pressed over the place where bucky’s heart is beating.) #(and what about my name around yours?) #(bucky considers. touches the metal; metal fingertips.) #(your name? he says. slowly.) #(your name will bring me back from the dead.) (from srgebarnes)
i wanted to join in with speak your language day but then i remembered that i only speak english
burger burger constitution freedom
tea tea empire etiquette
sorry sorry maple hockey
kangaroo kangaroo timtam fuck is that a spider
0 to 100 real quick
but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention
wanna know how i got these scars
perfection in three sentences
1 - gives kibble to dogs in shelters with a single click
2 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to dogs in shelters, whether you get the question right or not
3 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to cats in shelters, whether you get the question right or not
4 - gives cat litter to cats in shelters with a single click
I’m not saying anybody HAS to do this, but it IS quick and easy. :)
OMG everyone stop what you are doing and watch this guy draw dotted lines i’m p e e i n g
is this man okay
Is this man associated with Moriarty? It seems like the sort of evil skill he might have